this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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[โ€“] kralk@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago

That's not even like, a generic union jack mask you'd get at a party shop. That's some sort of custom leather puppyboy gimp mask.

[โ€“] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  1. St. George was from modern Turkey.
  2. Please stay calm and no face masks (you're wearing a face mask).

These fucking apes.

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 9 points 3 months ago

"We are here peacefully for answers" And those answers were clearly in the Greggs we looted.

[โ€“] drolex@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

St. George was from Georgia, USA!!! Hence the name, derp. He was a real white Christian like all Americans and he was a soldier in the Confederation, and tragically lost the battle for states rights against the treasonous Union/communists/Nazis while also killing a dragon in Wales. What a mate. A white mate. Not black or brown or even tanned. Very white. Like Jesus the white guy.

[โ€“] Streamwave@feddit.uk 10 points 3 months ago

I just do not understand how you can simultaneously claim to be a British patriot and openly support the ideology of Nazi Germany.

Defeating the Nazis was Britain's finest hour and something we should all be enormously proud of.

Do these 'patriotic' neo-Nazis wish that Britain had lost?

[โ€“] egonallanon@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's something vaguely ridiculous about a union Jack face mask. Anyway hope that man is set on fire.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thereโ€™s something vaguely ridiculous about a union Jack face mask.

Captain Britain has entered the chat.

[โ€“] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago

At least the captain's looks like he could be a wrestler, the chap in the post looks more like someone employed in Nigel Farage's sex dungeon

[โ€“] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

Vaguely? You're a very kind person, thank you, it's a very nice quality. Have a nice day.

I don't have your fortitude, and I think it's absolutely laughable.

[โ€“] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

What a weirdo

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

Captain Shitten