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[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

Is this one of those Macedonian websites that completely fabricates stories for pageviews?

They have this story as well: https://inshort.geartape.com/man-becomes-10-years-younger-after-93-days-at-bottom-of-the-atlantic/

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

I had a band in the 90s named after a guy we called punker Mike. He always came to our practices with a bag of various drugs. He called it his trailmix. We named that band, Mike's Trailmix.

Good times. I think. Can't really remember.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Part of me respects her being responsible

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

"They’ll never look in here!"

[–] downpunxx@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

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