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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 157 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Why is Porn a censored word but Angular is OK?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Young people are hilariously messed-up. It’s like my generation decided we were finally going to challenge all the old taboos, and then the next generation demolished all the old gender assumptions, except now we have to be super judgmental about what everyone else is into.

[–] apotheotic 6 points 5 months ago

What part of the younger generations are being judgmental about what people are into in their private lives? As long as it isn't hurting anyone (without enthusiastic and sapient consent), I don't see an issue.

[–] fx3 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you implying that you masturbate to Angular files?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Oh, I'm guessing you're one of the Vue degenerates, right?

[–] bitfucker@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

Hey, don't kinkshame man. Just look at those stupid sexy v-bind

[–] fx3 1 points 5 months ago

It’s a v-bindage kink.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Unfortunately still doesn't explain what to do when you're covered in piss 😔

[–] towerful@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago

Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

You mean p!$$

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 14 points 5 months ago

Atleast his switches are well lubricated.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man, thats bullshit. Any real dev wpuld know that react is the best framework

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago

React is only the most common not the best. Vue is superior

[–] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Too much censorship to keep up.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

It's ridiculous

[–] xilona@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you proud with your job?

[–] genfood@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago