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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 87 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Including relevant XKCD as demanded by internet law: https://xkcd.com/10/

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 4 months ago

Oooh, a rare two-digit.

[–] biscuitswalrus@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Eating the onion is sure popular today!

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] GlenTheFrog@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

Tbf I've heard crazier things which have ended up being true in the past week alone...

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 28 points 4 months ago

Microsoft sues the Library of Babel

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago

“I may be a staunch atheist,” said Richard Stallman, creator of the GNU + Linux operating system and self-proclaimed architect of the modern world, “but any decent analysis in comparative religion would conclude that the universe is a copyleft creation, thereby pi should automatically fall under the terms of the GNUv3 license.”

Lol, he would actually say that

[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This just in: Measurements are now limited to ~3M decimals.

Science is ruined!

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Welp, time for quectoquectoquectoquectoquectometers.

Actually, a plank length seems to be 10 microquectometers, so my first guess might only be necessary for interpretation of the world, and not physical accuracy.

[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Is there an algorithm or number such that we could basically pirate data from it by saying "start digit 9,031,643,679 with length 5,345,109 is an MP4 of Shrek"? Something that we could calculate in a day or less?

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The short answer is no, and even if we could, the digit index you'd start at would have a larger binary representation than the actual data you were trying to encode.

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[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

Similarly: if you write a program to randomly run through all the combinations of pixels on a decently large screen (say, 1080p) you will eventually see every important question and answer that can be expressed on a screen.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 5 points 4 months ago