this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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But what is it?

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[โ€“] manicdave@feddit.uk 19 points 2 months ago

Telekinesis, and somehow looking like he's being filmed using early 90s TV cameras.

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 12 points 2 months ago

He must be really thankful for button-up shirts.

[โ€“] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

He probably consumes mass quantities.

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[โ€“] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why is his head like that?

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

Inbreeding? Just bear in mind, he's one of the ones they allow out in daylight. See also: The Monster of Glamis.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

My first guess was he wasn't raised on this planet but then there's John Redwood.

So I'm going for the fact that he is from the first generation whose parents were on mephedrone when they were conceived.

[โ€“] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

He's the only one who's fought Metro Man

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Inflation has really been hurting his haircut budget

Experience of having a massive fucking head.

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Destroying Neo-Tokyo.

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

He knows who asked