This would break ꙅ̶͓͒̃̔̋̓̄͝ß̸̧͕̥̼̳̯̗̲̥̲͋̆͂I̵͈̝̥̙̿͛̐̄͠I̵͉̲̗̣͍̾́͌I̷̺͔̞̖̊͐̈́͌͋̏͊̏̾I̷̧̡̝̰̺͉̮̲͔̔̑̅͌̆̅̌͑I̶̢̱̩͙͈͙̳͚̓̃̄͂͜͜I̸̢͑̊͝l̴̨̢̡̺͖̬̐̚̚͜l third law of containment. Indeed, there is a similar party in the Harambe timeline.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is obviously fake because Biden is not looking away from Trump with his mouth open drooling on himself looking slightly confused (although to be fair nothing Trump said made sense and what did make sense was false)

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Trump audibly pooped his pants while answering a question

[–] AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And yet still managed to shit the bed less than... Um...

...

...we beat Medicare!

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago

“Rise and shine, Mister Gleek. Rise and … shine. Not that I … wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest … and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until … well, let's just say your hour has … come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Gleek. Wake up and … smell the ashes …”

[–] probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Somebody gotta make this party real. Don't let your memes be dreams!