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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/43035

don't ever change baby you're the best

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 78 points 4 months ago

Notice that it isn't publicly traded. I suspect that's why it hasn't enshittified.

[–] mikyopii@programming.dev 73 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you're already perfect?

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 22 points 4 months ago

No website, only crab juice.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

I love you, you're perfect, now change.