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Scientists have found microplastics in human penises for the first time, as concerns over their proliferation and its potential health effects continue to mount.

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago

Mine got BIG plastics.

Or something

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

More importantly is it hard or soft microplastics.

[–] LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It was only a matter of time, they first found microplastics in a man's testicles. Scientists finding microplastics in a man's penis was bound to happen sooner or later. Hopefully, this will inject a strong sense of fervor in the quest to filter or destroy microplastics in the environment. Also, to reduce the usage of plastic in general!

[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago

The majority of microplastics found in the human body are tire rubber that gets breathed in. So all we have to do is ban cars.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If you apply a steady "milking" motion to the penis over several minutes, you will eventually coax it into releasing some microplastics from the tip. Believe me, if feels good to get rid of those microplastics.

Practicing this regularly will keep your penis microplastic-free.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 8 months ago

Hey! Who told you anything about my penis was micro?