One half makes you larger, and one half makes you small. And the grilled cheeses Mommy gives you don’t do anything at all.
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
Finished checking out all the posts here? Also checkout !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca!
(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
I will hate crime you. Same vibes as salt bae.
I apologize in advance but you made me do this:
Consider it a commentary on rainbow crapitalism.
That's exactly how I imagine it, yeah.
Boy...have I got the bread for this recipe!
Actual bread made by Homeboy Bakery in LA about 10 years ago...if you get a chance, get thier cinnamon bread- it's absolutely the best toast I have ever had.