Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
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Oh no, maybe they were carried by a bird? (Apologies, I don't remember the exact line)
and carried by swallows ofc
African or European swallows?
african definitively
But of course, African swallows are non-migratory...
Like catnip for nerds
I sensed the joke from a few instances over.
Or gorillas with coconut-based weaponry that fires in spurts
According to wikipedia this is the less likely and imo less interesting explanation. They did find coconuts that are genetically distinct from the ones the Spanish brought over from the Philippines, but those ones are more distantly related to the ones in polynesia so they probably didn't float over. Instead they are more likely evidence of pre-columbian contact of Polynesians with south and central America, along with sweet potatoes originating in South America but being present in polynesia and SEA prior to columbus.
So this would boot Columbus off the podium in people who discovered America.
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Bering strait people / native American ancestors
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Polynesian people
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Vikings, Leif Erickson
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Columbus
I personally like the "literally everyone else got their first" theory as a joke that suggests that Mansa Musa's predecessor and the Ming Dynasty treasure fleets also happened to get there, granted with Mansa Musa's predecessor making a one way trip and with the treasure fleets not actually having realized they'd hit a distinct landmass.
Your point is valid, but less funny and will therefore be ignored
(Thank you for fact checking)
Coconuts were introduced to the Caribbean region by humans. They didnโt just float there.
Great, now I don't know what to believe
They were actually carried by birds. See this documentary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4_9kDO3q0w&t=44 /s
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