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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Go into the office, come home with the sniffles.

Stupid dirty infected denizens.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Been coughing for 3 weeks. keept getting dirty looks from colleagues. Was thinking I should wear a sign that says "dont worry, its just daycare germs. So long as I dont lick your eyeballs you wont catch it".

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

After my xmas bout of whatever-the-fuck-virus I had a lingering cough for like 6 weeks. Went into work and had to keep explaining that I'm not sick, and not contagious. I understand the trepidation though. Still too many nuffies that think going into work while actively sick is some sort of show of strength.

[โ€“] Mittens_meow@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So many people out sick at the moment. I woke up with a sore throat and Iโ€™ve hardly been out and wear a mask.

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[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I was supposed to go to a funeral today but when I got up this morning I just didn't have it in me to go. Mr P was going so I said he could represent our family. I seem to be reaching some kind of depressing events threshold. They were all going out drinking afterwards at one of the shittier local hotels ๐Ÿ˜ฌ definitely count me out, would rather stay home than deal with drunken people today. Especially people who had already started squabbling about money barely a day after she died. I felt a bit guilty though, especially seeing as I'd taken the day off work to go, so I had a go at repairing the dishwasher and succeeded! Am kind of enjoying having a day off that's not a public holiday.

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You do whatever you need to do in your own way to get through it.

Everyone has different ways of handling and getting through things, you just do what best works for you.

That's what's most important.

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Thanks Duenan, I appreciate your understanding words ๐Ÿฅน

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 13 points 7 months ago (5 children)

i started to clean but i cannot locate the fucks so i'll just game or whatever

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It is indeed a day of minimal fuckage

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I still have my jammies on.

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you do find them, pass some along please.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

sleeping pill tonight might help me locate them in the morning

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago

Oh thank God. I thought it was just me.

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[โ€“] bull@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago

Crumpets have been made, now to rest the rest of day watching telly.

[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago (8 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

My kid: I think I'm gonna wear green to the sports carnival tomorrow.

Me: But that's not your house colour.

Her: I don't care. I look good in green.

Me: True.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

Beef stew (with lots of wine) has been cooked and is currently in jars in the pressure canner. Seven serves, so one tonight and six for later.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

Now to balance arriving in Prahran early enough to find a parking spot, but not so early I run over the parking space time

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I made a dentist appointment.

Now run in circles and flibbertygibbert to un panic.

[โ€“] bull@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

It's new washing machine day! My landlord has finally arranged a replacement. I hope it's a nice one!

Edit: in true landlord fashion it appears they've opted for the cheapest they could find. It's one of these: https://www.haier.com.au/laundry/washing-machines/combi-front-loader-washer-dryer-10kg-plus-5kg-hwd1050an1-62378.html

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago

I've never lived in a place where the washing machine was part of the lease! That's good that they're replacing yours!!

I've been lugging my refurbished one around for almost 10 years. It was refurbished when I bought it, a long with the dryer and the fridge, by Kids off the Kerb. And while I ended up giving the dryer back to them when we moved (no room for the dryer), the washing machine and the fridge are still going strong. No issues with either of them!

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Washer AND dryer combo? Bro, they did NOT cheap out.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

woolen wash cycles are so good ๐Ÿคž

I love washing machines because washing by hand is such hard work

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I found the corkscrew! I cunningly placed it on top of my box of wine. Where I had already looked, but obviously not very well as it was just pushed to the back a bit (under a shelf, so not very visible).

Having used the first bottle of wine in the beef stew I have opened another bottle to drink, and have been able to use the un-screwed cork that I had to push into the bottle as a seal for the newly opened one, which means I have been able to use the wine stopper in the bottle of soy sauce that for some reason had a non re-sealable bottle top and has been sitting with a bit of foil squished onto it as its lid.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m impressed you found affordable wine with actual cork.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I made it myself ๐Ÿ˜

I did a package at Shiraz Republic in Heathcote and made a few boxes of Shiraz.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Ooh! I did try making wine but it was beyond ordinary. Iโ€™ll stick to my super lemon & gingers ๐Ÿ˜บ

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

some howling wind there

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (11 children)

does anyone know where I put the corkscrew?

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

So have my internal job interview next week. I've put my expected salary as 10% greater than I currently have, but about 9 months ago they made the role that I'm going for no longer an automatic pay jump. I know they will say my pay will remain the same and I don't know how to respond to that. They are desperate for people right now, but so is the team id be leaving. I am definitely worth a raise but my company is cheap. The company also loves to bluff - like you ask for a raise, they will tell you no chance UNTIL you have another job offer and say you're leaving. It's a tricky one. Any thoughts?

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Advice I've seen on lemmee.World is if they offer you a promotion without a payrise you put that on your resume and immediately look for another job elsewhere paying the money you were looking for

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

On a cross-town trip to prahan. Love it when the trains all line up so well

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago
[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Trying to get the mrs to understand that servicing a modern DPF diesel engine, plus tyres and brakes on a big SUV is gonna be bloody expensive (and given its "my" car cost ME), meanwhile I can replace her whole engine for 20 bucks and run the thing off the smell of an oily rag. Meanwhile the SUV has copped 10k km and shitbox hasn't hit 2k km.

I shouldnt call it a shitbox, its such a fun little car to drive I love that thing to death.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago

Rest day today, I really need to try to get some sleep

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I like going to musicals but havenโ€™t been for some time because the current offerings are so boring. Itโ€™s just the same shows being recycled. I feel like theatre has followed the same trend as pop movies, just reboots and reruns because they are safe. Original creativity is seen as too high risk. Itโ€™s a bit sad when the art has left the arts.

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[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Went to Aldi and saw some of those extreme thermo boots.

I almost bit the bullet but I wasnโ€™t quite sure if those boots were going to be comfy enough or too warm for me to wear as I normally wear work boots to work and theyโ€™re starting to go.

Still thinking if I should have gotten them or not.

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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