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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Found this delight on Rightmove today!

Elegance personified.....

Coco Chanel would have loved to see her logo on a toilet lid

I think there's a fridge freezer in the bedroom???

I don't know what this thing is

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[–] ExtraordinaryJoe@reddthat.com 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Depends on how much land comes with the house. I would renovate the hell out of the house though. But if the framework is in decent shape and it's in a good location it could be made to look very nice.

[–] quinacridone@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rip out the horrible interior, extend, it could look really nice!

In it's current state though, it's just bizarre. It's like an 'upmarket' house in the countryside for sex parties.... Maybe the weird hand wash basin in the kitchen is for rinsing your dick in?

[–] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I think that's either for fresh fruit or if it's near a door it's for holding your keys

Edit: nevermind. It's definitely a weird sink

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 15 points 4 months ago

Imagine how many things you'd lose in that house with all that cabinet space. "Now which cabinet did I put my winter clothes in? One of the 40 around my bed? One of the other 40 around the other bed?"

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 4 months ago

Seems a bit like a traveler's (Roma/Sinti) idea of heaven. Gaudy interiors, much more space than a mobile home and plenty of tarmac for family to come over and stay.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It’s a fixer-upper, to be sure.

Also, before I clicked in, I just knew this had to be in Wales.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] quinacridone@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

They’re over 70.

No need for a proper sink in the kitchen as they exist on Wiltshire Farm Foods 👍

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 5 points 4 months ago

I would in a heartbeat

[–] Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you are interested you need to act quick! This will be off the market before you know it.

[–] quinacridone@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

It's also been reduced! Buyers market.... perfect for a Hugh Hefner Valley type

[–] Cap@kbin.social 4 points 4 months ago

Someone with a lot of cats.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

It’s so isolated that good taste hasn’t reached it yet.

[–] Horsey@kbin.social 3 points 4 months ago

Dafuq is the point of that TV in the corner lmao

[–] jlow 2 points 4 months ago