Fake Jehovah's Witness
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You mean Captain Orgazmo
Fake politic, you get fucked either way.
Fake porn, you arrive at the group to have sex but instead your partners take turn talking about food, map, history, and all sort of non-sexual topic.
Was it the movie Go where they thought they were getting involved in some sex thing, but it was actually Amway?
Fake Gamer
I once saw a video where a guy was talking to his sister's best friend about Fallout 3. He didn't know how to leave the vault without killing the overseer and she said that she would only help him if he banged her.
Fake Book - jazz musicians getting it on, sometimes in a trio or a quartet, lots of improv but lots of pretentiousness.
Fake partner, just like Lisa was.
Fake elected official
You think they are in a position to bring about change for the people but actually haha they're just there to fuck you all
Fake Tax Office
Fake appendectomy Fake flight to Paris, seated in coach Fake moon landing
Fake dentist
Fake marriage?
Just an elaborate setup for the honeymoon