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Fake Dentist perhaps? Something about getting cavities filled.

Fake McDonalds? Not sure.

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[โ€“] rimu@piefed.social 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

You mean Captain Orgazmo

[โ€“] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fake politic, you get fucked either way.

Fake porn, you arrive at the group to have sex but instead your partners take turn talking about food, map, history, and all sort of non-sexual topic.

[โ€“] JSocial@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

Was it the movie Go where they thought they were getting involved in some sex thing, but it was actually Amway?

[โ€“] vortexal@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

Fake Gamer

I once saw a video where a guy was talking to his sister's best friend about Fallout 3. He didn't know how to leave the vault without killing the overseer and she said that she would only help him if he banged her.

Fake Book - jazz musicians getting it on, sometimes in a trio or a quartet, lots of improv but lots of pretentiousness.

[โ€“] Lolman228@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago

Fake partner, just like Lisa was.

[โ€“] apotheotic 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fake elected official

You think they are in a position to bring about change for the people but actually haha they're just there to fuck you all

[โ€“] eatham@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago
[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Fake Tax Office

[โ€“] iamanurd@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago

Fake appendectomy Fake flight to Paris, seated in coach Fake moon landing

[โ€“] Tramort@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Fake dentist

[โ€“] crowbar@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just an elaborate setup for the honeymoon