Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.
this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
Child actors in an elevator.
Might be my favorite bottle episode
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
Riker and the boys go to Vegas.
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.
Peple talk past eachother until they don't.
Zombie. Vulcans.
Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood
Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.
Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".
A lone Banjo Player likes to have their visitor to take care of their adopted children.
Prisoner in jail for murder is forced to kill again after rehabilitation succeeds.
A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.
Kirk penetrates an alien organism in order to destroy its reproductive organs.