I was about to get really upset with you, then read the magazine name, so fair enough I guess.
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
Finished checking out all the posts here? Also checkout !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca!
(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
Funny, you're the second person here to say that.
Do people just forgot what communities they're subscribed to or did I end up in the main feed somehow?
I browse by All, so I get to see a bit of everything.
Also, as a half Cajun, that doesn't sound horrible.
Probably just needs the right seasoning to make it on your plate then.
I'm just gobbling up all and sometimes I don't read which community I'm in.
Understandable. Honestly, it has definitely happened to me before, so no worries there.
It won't happen with that "pizza" though. That thing looks like it had been gobbled up before.
Yep. That's why I posted it here and not in some foodporn group.
I don't understand why add the beef...
Surf and turf perhaps? I honestly never had that but I do realize that's a thing, although it usually involves steak, not the kinds of beef you'd usually find on a pizza.
I have a weird kind of ~~boner~~ mouth drool for this right now...
Please tell me the oysters are smoked and almost as salty as anchovies!
I found this on Facebook, didn’t eat it personally.
But according to the description, it mostly just looked revolting but was apparently fairly decent.
I was going to get mad, but then read the community name. That IS a fucking crime.
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
Now that I could see working. Perhaps with some feta and a Sauvignon Blanc?
Using the pizza as a plate
While it looks crappy, I don't see any reason that particular combination wouldn't work