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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] blargerer@kbin.social 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was about to get really upset with you, then read the magazine name, so fair enough I guess.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Funny, you're the second person here to say that.

Do people just forgot what communities they're subscribed to or did I end up in the main feed somehow?

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I browse by All, so I get to see a bit of everything.

Also, as a half Cajun, that doesn't sound horrible.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

Probably just needs the right seasoning to make it on your plate then.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm just gobbling up all and sometimes I don't read which community I'm in.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Understandable. Honestly, it has definitely happened to me before, so no worries there.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It won't happen with that "pizza" though. That thing looks like it had been gobbled up before.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

Yep. That's why I posted it here and not in some foodporn group.

[–] CluelessLemmyng@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand why add the beef...

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

Surf and turf perhaps? I honestly never had that but I do realize that's a thing, although it usually involves steak, not the kinds of beef you'd usually find on a pizza.

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have a weird kind of ~~boner~~ mouth drool for this right now...

Please tell me the oysters are smoked and almost as salty as anchovies!

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

I found this on Facebook, didn’t eat it personally.

But according to the description, it mostly just looked revolting but was apparently fairly decent.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I was going to get mad, but then read the community name. That IS a fucking crime.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

Now that I could see working. Perhaps with some feta and a Sauvignon Blanc?

[–] Sanchokan@kbin.social 2 points 4 months ago

Using the pizza as a plate

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 1 points 4 months ago

While it looks crappy, I don't see any reason that particular combination wouldn't work