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[–] Senseless@feddit.de 62 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 6 months ago

I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.

[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 6 months ago (4 children)

game idea: platformer but the different power-ups r all dildos with interesting designs :3 and of course the controller is a dildo too

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 26 points 6 months ago

Dildos give you active abilities and butt plugs passive.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean Saints Row has the dildo bat…

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago

Cyberpunk 2077 has a dildo club too.

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Only if it has buttplug.io support!

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

That's almost what this risk of rain 2 mod is: https://thunderstore.io/package/OkIGotIt/Her_Burden/

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 15 points 6 months ago

This thread gets crazier the deeper I read. And depth is the crux of this meme.

[–] PhineaZ@feddit.de 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a Biologist, this is extra hot

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

Quack

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 months ago

Sky dancers?

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago

Looks intriguing.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It works better if it's glass (not acrylic) and properly lubed.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I feel certain fear of glass. I have been on the internet too long

[–] MrOzwaldMan@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

Wrong, you'll fly like Tom.