I mean, I'm not saying I like it, but it probably looks much less garish IRL.
The estate agents have clearly taken the photos on an overcast day, then (with their usual cack-handed approach to photography) fucked with the sliders in Photoshop until the pictures look less dingy.
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Well, they picked a theme and went with it.
They say Art Deco, I reckon it is more Louis Quatorze. Imagine going all highfalutin like that and your "kitchen" is just tagged on the side of your living room like a commoner.
I think it’s the block of flats that’s Art Deco rather than the interior of that particular one, which is as you say more Louis Quatorze. If he’d been from Essex.
Ah yes, that makee sense as it was built in the 1930s.
I refuse to believe that this isn't a "hidden item" mobile game.
This is where hedonism bot lives.
If the toilet is not made of gold, no deal!
It's definitely a place where gold lamé slippers and a silk smoking jacket would fit right in...
I was surprised to see lions over the couch instead of a reclining nude.
The lions are nude, if that helps...
The old fashioned way of modern all-in-white style.
I like that there's no escape
Who knew you'd find this level of hyper-chintz bordello in Acton?
Am impressed & not for the first time want to become a documentary maker just as an in to get to hang out with people I never knowingly encounter & to tell their story.
Potential buyers:
hahaha