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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Subtle decor innit?

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[–] IggyTheSmidge@kbin.social 13 points 6 months ago

I mean, I'm not saying I like it, but it probably looks much less garish IRL.
The estate agents have clearly taken the photos on an overcast day, then (with their usual cack-handed approach to photography) fucked with the sliders in Photoshop until the pictures look less dingy.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 12 points 6 months ago

Well, they picked a theme and went with it.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They say Art Deco, I reckon it is more Louis Quatorze. Imagine going all highfalutin like that and your "kitchen" is just tagged on the side of your living room like a commoner.

[–] snaprails@feddit.uk 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think it’s the block of flats that’s Art Deco rather than the interior of that particular one, which is as you say more Louis Quatorze. If he’d been from Essex.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, that makee sense as it was built in the 1930s.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 6 points 6 months ago

I refuse to believe that this isn't a "hidden item" mobile game.

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 months ago

This is where hedonism bot lives.

[–] Sensitivezombie@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago

If the toilet is not made of gold, no deal!

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's definitely a place where gold lamé slippers and a silk smoking jacket would fit right in...

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[–] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I was surprised to see lions over the couch instead of a reclining nude.

[–] jago@lemmy.cafe 7 points 6 months ago

The lions are nude, if that helps...

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

The old fashioned way of modern all-in-white style.

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago

I like that there's no escape

[–] apis 3 points 6 months ago

Who knew you'd find this level of hyper-chintz bordello in Acton?

Am impressed & not for the first time want to become a documentary maker just as an in to get to hang out with people I never knowingly encounter & to tell their story.

[–] celeste@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago

Potential buyers:

[–] aziz@testing.fossibl.com 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)