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repost from the hyprland discord, where i first found this meme

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 7 months ago

As I viewed this, I turned to the literal check from a class action suit that payed me $0.64. I haven't deposited it because why bother except that I will deposit it because it's the only way to hold corps to account.

[–] Nawor3565@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Basically the scheme from Office Space

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] Grepfruit@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

I must've put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Floating point error. You owed 0.0000004 but with interest now you owe 500. It's our fault but you still have to pay.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels 6 points 7 months ago

British postal service?

[–] roon@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If that's Bitcoin I'm gonna be rich

[–] HopFlop@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 months ago

If that's Bitcoin then this would actually give you, at the current exchange rate of BTC to USD:

0.000000000002557444% USD. If you got that card once every milliscond, you would need 31 years to have 2.5$.

I doubt you'd be rich with one card except lol.