So much better now
JAVA: Just Another Version of Assembly
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Don't give Java the credit of inventing bytecode, it's a much cooler concept than that
As with most things, it was invented in the 70s or 80s only to be reinvented again later.
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I hate Java because whenever people make games or performance sensitive applications with it, performance is always complete ass shit. On top of that, it seems I always have to cave in and use Windows because when I'm trying to compile a Java project, there's some obscure dependency can only be acquired and installed correctly on windows.
Try compiling Freerouting in anything other than Windows for example. It's a good fucking thing Java apps are cross platform.
It’s a good fucking thing Java apps are cross platform.
Or so goes the promise 😅
Does Freerouting use libs with JNI or something? How does it not compile on linux?
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Remember kids, JSON was almost called JSML