Programmer Humor

I know how to use git pull, git push, git commit, git status and git add *. I don't even know how git commit and git push works I just know you run them in that order. Whenever I break everything I give up and go outside.

I like the idea of it and there were times i used it correctly, but most of the time i do it wrong i guess.

To produce 1 commit, I end up rebasing the damm thing at least 3 times. If there is an problem, it's at least 2³ times.