Programmer Humor

Compiler: you're skating on thin ice there you fucking maverick

Meanwhile rust when you try to use a variable before saving.

Sometimes I think it could be easier to just use the variable before its declared and then let the IDE auto fix create it, but I never remember to try it 😂

I turn off LSPs during my train of thoughts. I don't want all red and yellow underline bullshit to disrupt my thoughts. Like, calm the fuck down. I WILL write the correct code eventually; just give me some fucking time.

Well, I use Neovim, so turning off the LSPs or restarting them is sufficiently simple.

When I work on a new project, or on a new feature, I temporarily turn off the LSP, and rely on the compiler to figure out where the code errors. Plain white text gives me the freedom to write whatever the fuck I want without any disruption. Of course, I eventually turn on the LSP again to fix the little issues.

On the other hand, when my IDE doesn't tell me:

Build Server: "BUILD FAILED! SonarQube says that Roslyn says that you're not using one of your variables!"

Yea okay calm down, and why are you snitching now, Roslyn? Should have told me directly 🙃

Just type faster than the LSP needs to check. I don't see an issue.

What IDE is this?