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Can I lick it? Yes you can. (feddit.de)
submitted 6 months ago by Oiconomia@feddit.de to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Geography: You can try, but it's gonna take you a while.

Cartography: "Would you not lick my maps, please?"

History: Fuck You.

Sociology: Allowed and encouraged in some fields, others... better not.

Economics: "Is Human Resources there?"

Medicine: "Next, please." or "Don't, please."

Civil engineering: Go ahead, eat the dirt.

Law: Go to jail.

Political science: Could you please do this somewhere else?

[–] AlsaValderaan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Electronics: Only the low voltage side.

[–] Oiconomia@feddit.de 15 points 6 months ago

Lick the null and keep on with your life. Lick the phase and suffer. Lick two phases and die.

[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 6 months ago

Software engineering... If you can lick it, you spelled "click" wrong. And that's why your code won't compile, you complete failure.

[–] growsomethinggood@reddthat.com 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Physics clubs always pull out the liquid nitrogen ice cream, so licking is an option!

[–] HonorableScythe@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

As long as it's the ice cream you're licking and not the liquid nitrogen.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Chemistry + licking = cooking

[–] charolastra@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Well I'll be..! I wonder if that's how they came up with the word?

[–] lenuup@reddthat.com 16 points 6 months ago

And then there is NileRed, who does lick the chemistry He does.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i had to link it, no choice rlly

[–] SwampYankee@mander.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

You beat me to it, but I'll also add this other obligatory link.

[–] peak_dunning_krueger@feddit.de 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Philosophy:

"That depends on your definitions, some may call philosophy a science, others may not, what do you think? Can you lick the philosophy?"

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There is philosophy in everything. Any time you lick anything, you lick philosophy. Even if you lick nothing, you lick philosophy.

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago

is my toungue staying inside my mouth licking the inside of the mouth? does that mean it's also licking philosophy?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Comp sci and software engineering is pretty much the same thing

[–] HonorableScythe@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Medicine: In here? Sure, that's how you get c diff, staph, e coli...

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago

I'd also lick your anus

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

You on the lab safety committee, Tip?

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago

I'm the white lantern of our sector, I've actually been to Uranus and licked it.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Just here to voice my appreciation for the ATCQ title.

[–] jherazob 2 points 6 months ago

Herpetology: Bed plan bad plan BAD PLAN!!!