That can't be the record for the largest poop
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I imagine it was probably larger before it was... Dried out.
Also, 8 inches by 2 inches is pretty fucking large. I say this as someone who has had 8 inches back there.
So like do you use ruler markings to measure that or do you just measure after taking it to the hilt?
Generally, you should use a cloth tape measure to measure dick. There are instructions online if you look.
Also, 8 inches to the hilt is often not pleasant, so work with your partner and learn how deep your sigmoid colon is, and take it slow. Big ol' dick slamming into a wall is not fun unless you are very particularly into it.
I'm not kidding, I've seen it!
I feel like I've taken bigger poops than that.
If that is the record I need a shirt like that but it says "Women want me plumbers fear me" and a toilet instead of a fish.
This reminds me of the South Park episode about this
I've shat bigger than that, and i didn't go saving it for posteriorarity
Fun story for y'all.
I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn't do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.
I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we've got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.
My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo .com (don't bother going there, the site takes you to ratemypussy .com).
This day I learned our family was not normal.
This is why we have the "poop chainsaw", son
I need more context regarding the poop viking's illness
https://minds.wisconsin.edu/handle/1793/64732
p. 39, parasitic infections. I actually have that report they reference (print book, it's considered a staple text for doing insect work but it's old). I'll have to dig it out tomorrow.
Probably what that viking said the night before.
Most flavorful native English cuisine
Literal shitposting
Someone had fun on the Wikipedia article
The layers that covered the coprolite were moist and peaty.
Why does an archeological artifact have monetary value?
This site is very famous. "Shit" like that (heritage funding) brings back something like 7£ to every 1£ put into it. I forget the exact number. It brings in tourism too.