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At the end of the Smell-o-Vision ride. 10|10 awesome museum.

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[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That can't be the record for the largest poop

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I imagine it was probably larger before it was... Dried out.

Also, 8 inches by 2 inches is pretty fucking large. I say this as someone who has had 8 inches back there.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So like do you use ruler markings to measure that or do you just measure after taking it to the hilt?

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

Generally, you should use a cloth tape measure to measure dick. There are instructions online if you look.

Also, 8 inches to the hilt is often not pleasant, so work with your partner and learn how deep your sigmoid colon is, and take it slow. Big ol' dick slamming into a wall is not fun unless you are very particularly into it.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not kidding, I've seen it!

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I feel like I've taken bigger poops than that.

If that is the record I need a shirt like that but it says "Women want me plumbers fear me" and a toilet instead of a fish.

This reminds me of the South Park episode about this

[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

I've shat bigger than that, and i didn't go saving it for posteriorarity

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Fun story for y'all.

I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn't do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.

I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we've got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.

My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo .com (don't bother going there, the site takes you to ratemypussy .com).

This day I learned our family was not normal.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

This is why we have the "poop chainsaw", son

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I need more context regarding the poop viking's illness

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

https://minds.wisconsin.edu/handle/1793/64732

p. 39, parasitic infections. I actually have that report they reference (print book, it's considered a staple text for doing insect work but it's old). I'll have to dig it out tomorrow.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Probably what that viking said the night before.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Most flavorful native English cuisine

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Literal shitposting

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Someone had fun on the Wikipedia article

The layers that covered the coprolite were moist and peaty.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why does an archeological artifact have monetary value?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This site is very famous. "Shit" like that (heritage funding) brings back something like 7£ to every 1£ put into it. I forget the exact number. It brings in tourism too.