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More almonds rule (beehaw.org)
submitted 7 months ago by Midnitte to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Where the almonds at?

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[–] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

oh oh that's from the story where ezekiel takes responsibility for the sins of israel god ties ezekiel up and makes him cook bread over human feces and then ezekiel is like "but god that's gross i don't eat gross stuff" and god is like "ugh fine use cow feces instead" i love that story

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Thanks. I wish the manufacturer was more clear as to whether this cereal was cooked over human or cow feces.

[–] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

ikr im with zeke that's gross!

[–] Midnitte 2 points 7 months ago

Spoiler: it tasted like both.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 7 months ago

Sinful almonds.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Setting aside the fact that there are almonds in it, the bible verse describes a recipe for making bread (which I assume refers to loaves)

[–] Midnitte 4 points 7 months ago

So not cereal? Sinful company!

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Lmao I spotted it a while ago at my local grocery store