this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] viking@infosec.pub 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I thought this community is about poorly taken photos or weird crap on the lawn, etc.?

The pictures look professionally taken to me. Not the agent's fault that the house is well and truly fucked.

Edit: Just saw the sidebar, apparently the property itself is also considered. In that case, please disregard my comment. Just leaving it for the sake of posterity :-)

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

I love how the pictures show that people are currently comfortably living there. I'm guessing they ran out of money to re-finish the interiors after they gutted the downstairs to convert to an open plan, tacked up some plastic over the insulation, and just moved in anyway.

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 6 points 6 months ago

The house equivalent of Facebook car ads

"runs perfectly, just needs engine. No lowballs, I know what I have!"

[–] apis 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Even the agent is describing it as just a footprint.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

This resonated with me.

Like, my personality isn't great right now, but I've definitely blocked off all the space for a really killer one.

[–] macaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

The worse a property the more likely the pictures will be “high dynamic range”. 😂