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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 30 points 8 months ago (4 children)

"..how birds look like.."

Just one of many issues with the English here.

  • what it looks like
  • how it looks

You need to pick a lane.

[–] cinnamonTea@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I'd read this with commas around 'like', rather than with a period after it: "... how birds look, like, I'm afraid" works as a sentence while "... how birds look like. I'm afraid" is both wrong, like you point out, but also sounds much more serious than the jokey tone I'd expect from a message without punctuation and capitalization

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 1 points 8 months ago

We will never know what the tweet author intended lol

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 6 points 8 months ago

I typically assume it's a non-native speaker with things like this, but I'm not sure in this case.

No one cares mate.

It's fine to correct the grammar of children in your care, but not really in other circumstances.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Animals are something plants invented to help spread their seeds around.

[–] Neil@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Life in general is most likely something the universe invented to speed up entropy.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There's a nice theory about how it looks like the goal is actually to produce photons more efficiently.

Edit: my source is French astrophysicists and science popularizer David Elbaz https://inis.iaea.org/search/search.aspx?orig_q=RN:53012702

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Why do plants know how birds look

The potatoes told them. (Potatoes have eyes)

[–] 7heo@lemmy.ml 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Why are people so unfathomably dumb, like, I'm afraid.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Intuitively understanstanding evolution is something most people dont need so i cant really fault people for it. But yeah either trolling or actually stupid who knows.

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 14 points 8 months ago

I do wish that the personification of evolution wasn't such a thing. People so often attribute reasoning or intention to the process, when there is no such thing.

[–] Floey@lemm.ee 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, some people can't even recognize a joke.

[–] 7heo@lemmy.ml 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Right, anytime anyone fucks up it's sarcasm, anytime anyone is dumb, it's a joke, nothing is real, everything is a cake.

[–] UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

i like cake

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 3 points 8 months ago

Are you trying to suggest that your use of punctuation is sarcastic?

[–] gladflag@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

“Science memes”

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There are a lot of weird flowers out there

Evolution is wonderfull

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 6 points 8 months ago

My aunt had one of these but she watered it too much and it drowned. lmao

[–] MaryReadsBooks@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

The fruit is, but not the plant, scientific name: Tetrastigma voinieranum, common names: Chestnut Vine, Lizard Vine, Wild Grape

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

More evidence birds aren't real

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 7 points 8 months ago

The evidence is building, I can no longer deny

[–] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't this imply that the flower is polinated by bird cocks. Think about it a bird fucks one flower or starts to before realizing, and then later he fucks annother flower thus spreading the pollen of the first flower.

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Plus the first flower might feel a bit jealous if it finds out

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] potustheplant@feddit.nl 3 points 8 months ago

droning sounds intensify

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

Still looks like a fake

[–] Gladaed@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago

There are plants that cam see, so you are rightly afraid.