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Shamelessly stolen joke. Here's the original tweet, which I think is much better too: https://twitter.com/0xAsync/status/1607541407937339392
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I've got 5 levels of "clean". I think anyone who can't understand is crazy... Most people can't understand my system
I thought L3 was neat and L4 was cool, but L5 is just next level.
This is a semi-good LPT. You can save a lot of time and grievance by just not folding your clothes and throwing them into piles (inside boxes or drawers, preferably) by type (socks, underwear, shirts, etc). Bonus tip - if you have a spot where dirty clothes keep piling up (used to be bedroom for me), just put a laundry basket there (in the exact spot you discard your dirty clothes).
If you hate doing laundry, get a dryer and do this, it will make it so much easier. It becomes transport your basket from your aggregation area, dump it in the washer, throw in a random amount of whatever washing thing around, set an alarm on phone, throw it in the dryer, second alarm, take it to your usage pile(s). Turns laundry from tedious into barely a chore.
I recently upgraded to the new GE all in one washer dryer. Removes a massive step of having to move clothes between dryer and washer. Toss em in, and 2 hours later they're done. Best part is they can be tossed in before bed and ready in the morning for work!
If I see that Home Depot commercial for it one more time I'm gonna snap
I hate being messy, but it was a annoyingly-funny-clever reasoning.