I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

I just want to say, that your username is Neato.

[–] OhTheMoose@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

I think I'll be alright

[–] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Man I'm fucked

[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 8 points 8 months ago

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 months ago

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago

I'll have a friend 😻

[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago

I'm too cool to die >:3

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago

I last long, I cast spells

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh. I think I'll be just fine.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels 4 points 8 months ago

Tie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

You do have a very notable name.... And I just realized that you're on yiffit.net.

I'm not sure what to do with the additional information.

[–] radiantshackles@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Oh hai mark

[–] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago

Heh

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago

Idk I have no idea what TxzK means

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 3 points 8 months ago

I think I'm safe

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You tell me...

[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.

[–] kaboom36@ani.social 3 points 8 months ago

I think I'd do fine

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 2 points 8 months ago

my paws can inflict equal amounts of pleasure or pain, so I have that going for me at least

[–] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Don't worry, I'm a doctor. This is where the weevils are SUPPOSED to go.

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

No one wants soapy clothes, even in the post-apocalypse.