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submitted 9 months ago by intelshill@lemmy.ca to c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

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[–] sonori 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everyone has trouble getting it up sometimes, it’s nothing to be ashamed of.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

I vaguely remember an article about pollution affecting penis size and performance. Perhaps this submarine was a part of that study.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

British Empire became United Kingdom and that will shortly become the Kingdom of England and Wales 🤞

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Personally i hope for just Republic of England (People's Republic of England actually but sadly it's currently not very probable).

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah they love their monarchy and caste system too much

[–] Risk@feddit.uk 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Surprised this was made public so soon to be honest.

[–] essellburns 3 points 9 months ago

Get it out and over with...

Keep it secret it's twice the size when it gets loose. (Pardon my phrasing)

[–] ijhoo@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

So this wasn't a joke?

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Imagine scene on board the sub.

"Errrm guys the missile, which is full of fuel, is coming down on top of us. Suggest we move, sharpish!"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Engage evasive manoeuver reverse sharpish left zag-zig Omega 0, full skedaddle speed.