I feel like I could do Poilievre's job, watch this:
- If you make me Prime Minister, I will only spend money on the things that are really important. And I'll cut spending on the things that aren't! What specifically are those things you ask? Well it's the wasteful and corrupt things I'll cut, and the important and good things I'll fund, of course!
- Justin Trudeau is bad guys
- There's still time to become the blockchain capital!
- I'll only allow immigrants into this country if they already own at least one home here!
- Aren't glasses and ties like, so lame!
- How do you do, fellow poor people (holds up premium brand cup of ramen)