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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There is so much value creation to be had by linking the technologies of Apple and Tesla in this deadly manner. I'm sure the shareholders will be pleased at the synergies created here. Both companies profit! *

*At the expense of no returning customers as they are dead

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 months ago

Predictions looming over a boom in used Tesla market

[–] ech@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago

I thought Hard-Drive was supposed to be satire, not news.

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I swear this will become a reality in the next months

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[–] shiveyarbles 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Apple and Tesla, what a horrible combination

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Apple isn’t irresponsibly beta testing self driving cars on public roads and getting people killed.

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

and nobody accused Apple of being responsible for Tesla

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This is more of a dig at Tesla than a defense of apple.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago

It’s called innovation

[–] vinylshrapnel@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago

We think you’re going to love it. Up until you crash your car.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago

The holy trifecta of stupid

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 5 points 7 months ago

Should be drivers with Elon's Brain CPU chip, driving the Tesla.

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 3 points 7 months ago

The title and thumbnail made me snort laugh