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This sounds so like Jordan Peterson! π
"Post-modernists like Elmo donβt understand they actually advocate for mass killing β is that what you want? Well, then β no way. Sorry. Not me. I wonβt stand for it.β
It just needs an "eh" at the end!
I love how Peterson whines about post-modernism while claiming to be a neurologist and only having a psychology degree.
I can't find him claiming that apart from a Reddit mention of a YouTube video which is unavailable (tried with VPN from Australia, Spain, UK).
Try Canada, I got a clip of it
That worked. Thanks. What a sleaze that guy is. I will cite this to shut down anyone who wants to praise him.
I see the old school The Onion has been reincarnated, in all its original surrealistic glory. This story is an absolute goddamned masterpiece.
Edit: It's not The Onion, it is far superior
This isn't The Onion...
I didn't even notice. Updated
This is probably one of the funniest satire pieces I've read in a while.
Hola, amigos. What gives? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at yaβ¦
I could see it
sounds like Jordan got what he needed from it then