What do you think we are spraying when we spray for mosquitos? Of course it is to help the little flying pests turn Christians gay. Really. Have you ever seen the mosquito population actually go down? Do you really know what is in that spray? You just assumed, and now you too are gay.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 months ago

Holy shit I am gay! This is really happening.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

TIL: Homosexuality was a religion?

Or is Christianity a sexual orientation?

[–] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What if I'm already gay, can the ants pick up on this and leave me alone?

[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They'll make you somehow even gayer.

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not just gay, SUPERGAY™.

[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

And it's like, how much more gay can I be?

And the answer is, none. None more gay.

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Finally some good fucking news ;P

[–] Slatlun@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

If that's true why aren't the sugar water pools in rainbow order. Folks, let's not get tricked by fake news. The real threat is rainbows and, of course, double rainbows.

[–] toxicbubble420 6 points 9 months ago

thanks Obama

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s that god damned Joe Biden

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

I’m not sure whether you considered “omg yall dawg omg yall jor Biden”

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago

No, I'm allergic!

Not to the gay, to the ants.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

God I wish.