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[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

DON’T DEAD

OPEN INSIDE

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

NO SAFETY

SMOKING FIRST

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Do lemons burn? I can't help but think they would require a lot of encouragement.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago

I'm Gonna Have My Lab Boys Invent A Combustible Lemon That Burns Your House Down.

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 1 points 8 months ago

Citrus peel ejects flammable liquids when squeezed. Orange are the best, it looks like small droplets that goes pop and fizz.

[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

[–] essellburns 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As I read this I'm picturing a massive pirate ship with the captain yelling "Fire you lemons!" at the crew.

And then maybe the cannons fire lemons.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thats a window into my dreams

[–] essellburns 1 points 8 months ago

In the dream, is the ship also a lemon?