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Going through the spell list, there's an awful lot of spells that are incredibly funny in the context of bedroom pastimes, here, let's assume it's heroism and Bear's Endurance.

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[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Konsi listening to this conversation from the kitchen.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder why people assume that people with muscle can only ever use brute force.

It's entirely possible to moderate muscle control for gentleness, even if those muscles are powerful.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's fair, although Razira does everything at full paladin all the time.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

Isn't Charisma the Paladin's main stat, though? :D

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 26 points 1 year ago

Whether you're preparing magic for war or the bedroom, always have protection ready. And perhaps a few healing spells if you think it's gonna get rough.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 17 points 1 year ago

I was wondering if it was enlarge/reduce and which one.

[–] reshuffle6655@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

I'm so glad these are back!

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 year ago

Awwwww......

[–] Shivirani@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Created an account to point out that Hafthor Bjornsson (played the mountain in Game of Thrones, world's strongest man at least once) has a wife who looks tiny next to him, and isn't dead.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think Toron was mostly basing his remarks off his own experiences with Razira. She's generally a bit boisterous and rough with other members of the party because they're "hardy adventurers" and... throwing a guy across the room to get him out of danger relies more on speed than gentleness.

Also, while he acts suave, he really has no idea what he's talking about. Every romantic entanglement he's had has turned out trying to kill him before it came to the bedroom... and that's happened a surprisingly large number of times.

Several of them are still chasing the party trying to assassinate us...