Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol
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I know an adult care nurse, she told me "everyone wipes their ass differently and they're all convinced their way is the only way."
Why would you want to watch that?
I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.
Imagine getting a toilet to piss on your arsehole and feeling smug about it.
Imagine smearing shit all over your ass and feeling clean. If human shit fell on your floor, would you wipe it a few times with dry paper and say "good enough" or bring out a disinfectant spray?
Neither dry paper nor a stream of warm water is going to clean human shit off. If you aren't using soap and some sort of scrubbing action, it still smells like shit.
Pre-shower poopers unite!
There are dozens of us! 😂
Bidet + shower with soap after. Anything else is not enough
Found the guy who’s never used a bidet.
"Wipers watching bidet users spray their nasty all over." Two sides of the same coin if you ask me. The happy medium is the dry wipe followed by the wet wipe then another dry.
It’s directed water, and goes straight into the bowl. There’s no ‘all over’ unless you’re doing it wrong.
Also, I hope you’re not flushing those wet wipes. They lie about being biodegradable and cause fatbergs in the sewer that workers have to go down and clear.
Do you reach down and dip the toilet paper into the water to get it wet?
God no! lmao that's almost as bad as that podcast guy that admitted he'd catch his own poop and gently drop it in the toilet so it doesn't splash.
You can get plumbing-safe wet wipes (baby wipes, basically). They work perfectly well.
plumbing-safe wet wipes
That's usually a lie. But as long as it's a rent house, it's fine.
they also cause millions of dollars in damages by clogging large scale sewer lines
Oh yeah, definitely this. If it doesn't break down in water, it won't break down in the pipes.
catch
What the actual fuck
There's no such thing as truly flushable wipes. They're the bane of plumbers everywhere... Actually more the bane of people having to pay the plumber bill at some stage. A quick google will confirm this.
Think of it... To be flushable they need to disintegrate in water. But they're wet wipes so they are always wet... Yet they're not disintegrating. Wipes which disintegrate in water is just toilet paper.
it's kinda sad how close minded some folks are... so much so that they'll convince themselves that flushing harmful waste is ok.
can't believe david tennant's husband was the head of one of the largest and most power vampires in the world and david tennant was a vampire expert.
Imagine caring about how anyone else (aside for your intimate partner and/or possibly someone you care for) cleans their own asshole.. 🤯
It's hard not to care when you can smell them, but tbf that says more about the individual and not what toilet attachments they may or may not use.
I think the problem is with how close you're getting to stranger's assholes if you can tell from smell how they clean them (and I say this as someone with severe sensory processing disorder who can smell everything - I have never, ever smelt anyone and thought "that's shit, they must not have a bidet". Ever. The fact you have is significantly more gross than the ass cleaning habits of strangers).
Alrighty then, lol.
TIL bidet users like staring at people who wipe.
Dude wipes coming in clutch. Watch me clean my asshole all day long friends.