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submitted 1 year ago by produnis@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Laser@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"sorry, I use Linux and have no idea how that Windows stuff works..."

[–] Reddit_Is_Trash@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same here but when someone asks me a question about iPhones. I know very little about them since I use android, but since I'm the "computer guy" I must be able to fix iphones too

[–] original_ish_name@latte.isnot.coffee 1 points 1 year ago

Just jailbreak it and install lineage os

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Random person I met the very first time two days ago while on a walk with one of my dogs: so what do you do for a living?

Me: software engineering.

Them: oh great. I have this issue with my computer ...

[–] original_ish_name@latte.isnot.coffee 2 points 1 year ago

If it's a software issue just tell them to install gnu/linux. That might make their issues worse but at least you converted someone to the ~~cult~~ religion!

[–] sarjalim@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

No no.

Them: I have this issue with my ~~computer~~ printer ...

[–] SeckoObsadene@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

Hey i know you work as a programmer, i wanna but nintendo switch and play cyberpunk. Should i buy blue/red or grey version? What is the difference between lite and oled?