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Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed (www.theonion.com)
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[–] casmael@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

It can’t be done

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Science has gone too far.

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

What an amazing idea.