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The perfect gift for a relative. Some assembly required.

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ffs it's missing a dimension

[–] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

They give them away for free in the bins near the exit. They also have dowels and screws and stuff that gets left out of the packaging some times.

[–] Raisin8659@monyet.cc 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This seems like the opening of another horror movie...

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

[–] hamburglar26@wilbo.tech 5 points 10 months ago

The child’s parents kill each other trying to assemble it and then child grows up to be a serial killer.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.