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watching your children die (media.discordapp.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago

I like how "killing others" comes after "killing yourself."

"I'm going to kill myself and then all of you!"

[–] bastion@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Proper instruction.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )

[–] LuciferMorningWood@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

"Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.". --Emacs manual, in earlier days.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.

[–] ClemaX@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 1 points 1 year ago

How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.