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[–] Blackout@startrek.website 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Both wrong, its more like this:

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wow, the Enterprise is ripped.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

Wait until you see him eject his warp core

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Depends on where the sexual organs are ..... which leads to the question .... if the Enterprise had sexual organs, where would they be?

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago

fully functional

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guarantee there's some fanfic written in the past 60 years that could answer this question for us.

First off: Thanks, I hate it. Now that's possibly in my head forever.

Secondly, you're probably right.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

the Enterprise comes from a long line of nudists. we all know that.

[–] negativenull@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

First for the main universe, the second for the parallel/Terran universe.

[–] off_brand_ 4 points 11 months ago

The first one, but uncover the engines because those are obviously the feet

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Both wrong.

Apologies for the quick and dirty phone edit:

The nacelles Make It Go, the saucer section is the head, and the neck is... Well, a neck. This is the OG enterprise, so it's old. And old people wear their pants high.

Therefore I submit to you that this is the only acceptable version, even if it isn't wearing shoes.

This is the final, most correct answer for sure!