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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 43 points 9 months ago

"Oh, shit, why do I feel rested!?"

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

then you find out the power went out, and your boomer habit of using a normal AC powered alarm clock (so you can keep your phone away from your bed to improve sleep quality) just bit you in the fucking ass

[–] lhamil64@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Could get a clock with a backup battery.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 4 points 9 months ago

mine has a backup- it's a coin cell to keep the time saved, not to run the alarm.

i'm sure true rechargeable battery clocks exist that would further solve this problem if I bought one; but that would both require effort to find a good one, and also run against my other boomer habit: being a fucking tightwad lmao

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

i use a smartwatch (a cheap-ass huawei band) as an alarm.
also has a bonus feature of not waking up 5 other family members.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

like, do you wear it while you're sleeping even? or just on a charger pedestal

I do have an old samsung Gear 2 that I don't use anymore. Could use that and skip pairing to my phone. I just don't wear smart watches, because I never wear a watch at all (blue collar industry habits, can't wear any bands that might get caught in moving machinery)

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

i just keep it on 24/7, even while showering/sleeping (i basically only take it off to charge, which it only needs once every 10-14 days for like 15 minutes).
The vibro alarm thingy is surprisingly effective at waking me up! (somehow wakes me up even faster than traditional loud noise alarms)
but yeah in your case i wouldn't be very convinient

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You don't have a battery powered alarm clock?

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 9 months ago

....no?

I have some big red LCD shit from the 90s that i got out of a box at my parents house lol

[–] interolivary 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

so you can keep your phone away from your bed to improve sleep quality

Wait how does this work

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Just keeps me from using the damn thing. Whenever you're in bed you should be sleeping, your brain gets accustomed to that habit of lay down = sleep.

If you have your phone there while laying in bed and decide to pick it up to scroll lemmy/instagram/youtube/whatever, the stimulation and blue light will make you want to not sleep. Plus you might end up burning two hours of your sleep tine and not realize it....

[–] interolivary 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ohhh duh right, of course. I was thinking like notification sounds or even the signal itself somehow interfering with sleep quality

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

notifications do bother, i usually have DnD mode set up to turn on automatically. i'm not quite tin-hat enough to blame the 5g signal waves tho lol

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 17 points 9 months ago

Meanwhile me: wakes up 20 minutes before my alarm every morning, needing to pee: "another morning, another bathroom, another power nap"

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 9 months ago

Happened to me today. Turns out MIUI optimized the Clock app.

I allowed it to autostart, I disabled battery optimization, I locked it in recent apps.
It may still occur.
But hey, I only woke up 30 minutes later. "Something isn't right."

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We all need more sleep. Drinking coffee with my toes is getting a bit socially awkward. And trust me, when you get my age, you'll only wish you had indulged in more sleep when you were young. Now I have to take an entire bottle of Ambien and drape a towel drenched in chloroform over my face to get any sleep at all! (WELL maybe I should cut back on the caffeine also....).

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Have you been checked for sleep apnea?

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

No because I'm not willing to be put on a CPAP device. I suffer from bleeding throat due to an unnaturally dry throat, and I cannot tolerate any air forced down my airway. I probably DO have sleep apnea, but I don't have the usual symptoms of it, I simply usually just feel restless in bed and unable to feel sleepy at all. I go to bed late, you'd think I'd be worn out enough to sleep, but I just lay there. When i do sleep, it's all nightmares and I don't get any rest from that anyway.

[–] fulner@social.mojo.fyi 1 points 9 months ago

@tygerprints @MrMamiya @getoffthedrugsdude yeah, you need to just deal with the C-PAP before you die.

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

You don't always need some device for sleep apnea, if it's not a bad case. But what you're describing doesn't necessarily sound like that anyway.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

They have a new device that you wear on your neck that electronically stimulates you to prevent apnea. Might be worth looking into. I’m not an expert though.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 9 months ago

It could be worse:

I have an issue with finally getting a chance to sleep in, not setting an alarm, waking up on my own feeling rested, ...aaaannd it's been 45 minutes.