this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why is Jeff missing an arm?

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Jeff didn't follow the machine shop floor rules.

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

That's why Jeff has a desk job now

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

People and their loose sleeves

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 5 points 10 months ago

We don't talk about that here.

[–] Jeff@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 14 points 10 months ago

awww, you're sweet

[–] Jeff@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago
[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

I found the gator that took your arm Jeff.

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Lookin all right Jeff.