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[–] CAPSLOCKFTW@lemmy.ml 114 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“You write fast, efficient and safe code”

I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain.

[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Llewellyn@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

With blockchain? Pick one.

[–] lol@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

We’re looking more for “do”ers, not “for”ers.