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[–] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

B̶̢̙͎͉̯̺̳̪̳̺̘̓ͅǘ̶̧̝̮̝̫̯̭͚̘̹̃͗͗͒̅̕t̸͕̤͔͖̮̩̬͙̒͌̂̀̀̾͑͋͆͛̐̌̓̈́͊́̆ ̴̧̝̳̹͔̘̟̖̝̖̝̏̀̀̄̓̎͋͗̊͛͆͊̔̚̚ͅͅẗ̶̲͕̱̦̙͌̏͆͋͊̔̊̓̅̔̆̚̕̕͘h̸̨̡̨̡̠͇͕̬͕̬̠̙͇̹͉̞͛̍̈̓͌̋̅̒͛̆̂͐̋̚͜͝e̷̞̰͇̖̭͕͒́̉̓̓̏ͅy̶͕̰͎͓͍̬̪̟̐͂̓̈͌͒̓̒̋͜ ̸͎̤̦̯͍̳̩̜͚̭͗͌̊͒̍͆͌͂̈́́͗́̔̐͑̔͠w̷̧̛̹̫̼̗͈̼̰̳̆̍́̐̉̊̒̽̕̕͘͘͝é̵̜̻̳̎ŗ̷̨̨͉͎͍͚̬̣̤̻̩̥͉̯͗̇͌̍̍̌̆͗̀̊ȅ̶͖͕̤̰͉͙̣͒͊̂,̶̜̹̙͔̅̋̽̊́̎̌͐̑̊͛͘ ̷̨͓̞̰͎͚͔̿͒̍̍̇̈̂͆͆̏̀̊̄̉͜͝ǎ̸̧͖̝̠̰͔̤̣̙̰͍̜̝͙̊̈́͘͜l̸̰͓̫͉̪̪̩̦͎͚̍͋̇́̾̌̈́̐̉̈́̌͂͌̄̀͐̚ͅl̵̨̼̰̱̣̤̮͖̑̉ ̵̨̢̜̮̘͎̮͚̯͓͖̣͎̠̜͗̔͘ǫ̵̧̫̩̠͓̜̯̹̱̂̐̚f̸̨̢̻̼̰̝̥̠̰̙̼̤͓̻̹̳͚̎̀̀͋̀͠ ̷̨͕͕̬̹̟̮̝͔̯̫̞̬̜̭̜͝t̷̢͖͉͖͔̝͇̩̯̥̫͙͓̠͛̄͂͌̿͑̇͒͋̀̒͆͝͝ͅͅh̴̨̠̪͔̙͂̆͊̾̋̑͊̿ê̵̝͋̏̎͝ṁ̶̦͎͕̥͈̱̝̜̱͋͜͝,̴̜͋̅̕͠ ̶̛͖̥̳̼̪̫̝͖͚̦̍́̂̍̒̈̾̓͝͝ͅḑ̵̯̼̰͔̝̦̝͆̾͐̅͋͑́̎͜͝ͅe̴͔̫̺̊͒͑͆͆̓̎̔̈́̚̕͜͝ć̸̢̠̪͕̦͈̞͎̫̞̽̓͌ē̸̢̫̘̬̳̜̯͚͈̙̩̖̹̏́͘i̷̥̼͋̕v̵̬̟̣̙̪̠͈̬͍̀̅̽̆͒́̔̀̓̚͜͠e̶̮̻̣̯͂̒̃͑̊̈́̈́͊̄̈́ď̴̨̧̳͎̜͈̼̼̘̭͍̰̩̀̌̆̿̈͊̋̓̆͐̕,̵̜͉͋͑͊͋̐̆̔̏̂̒̿̒̓̈́̚͠͝ ̸̛̖̱̊͒͌̈̿̓̍͌̀̇̚f̴̫̫̫̦̼̮̯̜̘͉̝͋̇̇̏̎̂̈́̓͐̉̄̊̆̇̐̚͝o̴̱̠͔̭͇̯̲̫̟͔͖̬͕͎̎̏͋̒̐͛́͐͆̌̓̿͘͘r̶̻̾͒̈̽͐̉͆̿̄͘͘ ̷̻̦͈̞̤̠̫͈̗͍̪̺̜̆͑̍̃̔̎͊̂̽͐̃͝͝a̸̧̨͍͓̤͚̺̟̤̟̓̀͋̆͆̀̆̏̅̓̿͋̐̌̌̓͝n̶̜̝̮͇͑̇̅̈́͋̓̅̾͆̌͆̑͠ö̷̧̡̤̦̦͕͙̅̇̓̎̊̓t̶͎͔̪̘̩͛̿̏͆̈́̀̒͑̓̊̇͌ḫ̷̛̛͚͖̮͙̈́̓͋͊̈́̎̊͌͆̕͘͠ě̷̢̨̛͓̞̜̘̝̄̈͐̾͝ŗ̶̛̛̭͉̺̰͖͕͕̔̑̔̂͋͘͜ ̸̧̢̡̢̧̡̯͙̖̹̠̦̺͖̭̓̽͐͗̂̽̌͋̀̂̆̈͛́́̇l̸͈̣̝̣̘̔̎͂̿̃͠͝ĕ̵̡̨͍̲͉͕͇̤͔̩̳̘͛͒́̋̂̇͋t̴͙̤̙͉͔̠̹̦̤̯̝̻̅́̈͛̂͂̎̀̏̎̍̾̕t̶̡̳͇͚̜̯̰̥̺̰̯̗̥͐͜ͅͅȩ̵͓̘̤͓̮͚̀͐͆͋́͋͘ŕ̴̻̰͎͍̥͇̮̘͚̖͓̖͇̯̙̅͛̅̇͠͠ ̶̢̗̼̱̘̞̙͋͑̃̎̀̿͝w̴̢̨̨͕̜͉̰͖͋̈́̑̓̋̆͐̊̿̅͐̀̅̒̕͝ạ̷͔̝͎̺̘̲͓̱͈̎ŝ̴̻̭͎̰̞̞͇͈̲̙͍̿̌̒̈̊̾͆̒́͠͝ ̸̫͍͕͖͕̩̮̲̮͐̑͒̇̅̈͗͛̓͛̒m̶̪̺͍̤͚͖̬͗̔ä̴̢͎͌̏͗̑d̶͍̰̤͓͖͎̩̩͐e̶̛̛̛̬̙̱̭̙͈̣̲͉͔̙̠̬͑͗̍͛̄͐̇͒̏̇͑͒̚.̷͔͕̰̺̺̞̦͚̙̫͙͕̓ͅ