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I mean, in Eclipse Phase death is just the beginning of the party getting sidetracked.
Cool, you just took 12 damage past actual death. Good thing the stack protecting your mind is made of sterner stuff, I sure the rest of the party will... run away? Oh. Oh wow.
Ok. So you wake up lying on a table in a nondescript, decently lit, windowless meeting room. A voice is coming from a speaker mounted on the wall asking you to answer some questions. You feel oddly compelled to answer even though you have no idea who it is.
Other than that you feel fine, Your body seems intact, You know your name, remember the battle - though for some reason you're missing a color? Like you can see the carpet, you know what color it is, but you can't express to yourself what color it is? I mean you know the three basic colors that make up every thing else are Red, Blue and C̵͇͍̥̉̍͑̂͂́̔̓̆͊̎͒̉́̾̅͌̈́̽́̍̈́͊̈́̓̆́̄̒̈̕͘͝͠͝ŕ̷̡̛̼͉̟̞̥̤̬̦̪̥̭̤͎̫͕͖̪̻̂̉͑̈́͗̈͌͗̀̊͆́͆̀̄́̂̇̉̊͑͌́͂̎͛̿͐́͊̈́̀͌̚̕͠a̸̧̜̯̤͇̼̙͖͍̭̘̜̫͖̟̔̂̎̀͆́̈́̃̐̽̀͛̍͘͘̕͜͠c̷̰̱͇͊̇͊k̶̛̛̛̛͍̙͗͆̐͌͛̒͒͐̈͌̊̈́̂̐̃͌̎̋̐̿̔̓̈͑̆̀́̓̆̕̕͜ę̷̛̛̫̯̗̖͇̻͍̘̺̰̖̙̱̽̇̀̔̅̊̓̾̓͐͌̕͝d̷̡̡̢̡̛͙̥͉̼͎̳͎̩̭̠͕͇̭͉̭͈̫̻̮̹̻͉͈̭̞̻̟͙̤̳̥̂̔̽͒̔̓͆͒͗̂̕͝ͅͅ ̸̧̨̪̗͉̺̫̜̹̮̣̙̗̙̳̣͇͖̪̝̫̪̺̼̙̮̦̳̮̮̳͉̬̜͒̿̽́̎̃͆̒͌̂̇̈́͛̐̌͌̓̋̔̽͑̍͐̀̏̐̊̉́̀̑̚̕̚͘̚͘͜͝͠͠ḃ̶̨̡̨̡̨͈̖͕̬̺̯̺̤̘̭͕̜͚̙̼̺̬̟̺͓͉̖̬̮̦̭̘̯̦͔̻̣̖̗̫̹̭̳͋̎̔̓̈́͆̌̃̂́̃͐̾̌͑̂̾̕̚͘͜͜͝ͅͅy̵̢̧̨̢̟̬̫͚͙̹̥̲͕̻̲̮̺̯̦͎̘̼̙̗̩͕̠͖̗̘͍̩̣͎͖̫͎̋̇̓̊̆̅͒͆̈́͐̏̅̓̚ ̸̢͉̞͖̘̤͕͙͙͊̅́̿͗̓̐́̊̈͐̆́̀͋͋̈́͒̈̏́̇̇̂̍̑̔́̚͘͝͠ṭ̵̨̨̢͔̺̟̙̦̥̤͍̻̆̿̄͂͋̆͋̋̋̓̾͐̿͜͠ḩ̴̨̡̢̭̪̘̳͔̤̤̞͉̖̘̼̫̝̬̻̣̣̞̖̘̜̤͇̩̺̠̭̓̉̊͋̕͜͜e̴̡̧̢̢̨̧̹̼̝̳̰̪͍̺͔̮͍̪̣͕̼̖̪̳͓̹͈̞͓͕̪̘̬̼̮̍̈́͜͠ͅ ̷̢̡̨͖̲͇̮̙͔̳̹̼̭̫̹̗̩̠̪̗̹͖̖̬̦̝̜̲̺̖̫̌͊͛̿̐̄̇͋̂͐͆̇͛͑̓̌͆́̈́̇͊̐̐͒̇̚̕̕͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅm̵̨̺̙̮̣̘̖͖̙̲͉̦͇̜̘͓̘̲̜͉̦͕̞̯͉̣̟̦̦̳͂̋̽̌̽͗̀̊̈̈́̽͑̐̓̃̌̈́̈͛͆̈̚̚̚͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅè̸̢̢̨̛̩̝̯̥̮̪͍͇͔͇̫̱͓̣͓̺̱̥̤̰͔̟̪͙͚̱̖̮͖̯̺͙͚̮̞̩̠̝̰̦͙̟̄̾̂̀̆̋̽̆̓̀̉̇̆̏̓̂͊̊́̏͗̆̇̈́̅̎́̔̇̈́̕͘̕͜͜͝͠m̴̧̡̨̨̢̳͈̥̺̱͚͙͓̹͈̩̻͍͔͙͙̳̯̹̺̠̺̰̏̔͆̾̈́͑̍̉͒̃̂̇̀̂̾͒͐̍̈́͌̀̿̎̓͗̐̿̔̒̈́̇̎̈͘̕̕͘͘͘̚͘͠͠͝͠ȩ̸̧̨̮̬̜̠̤̳̬̟̤̰͓͕̥͉̺̲̙̱͍̭̙̳̲̬̻̻̹̹̤̄̎͆̏͌̐̊͑̃ͅ ̶̠̲̙̥̌̿̒̍͂͘ͅs̷̢̢͕̞̹̮̰͕̣͕̪̜̉̔̓̒̾̐̅͗̑̈̓͆͋͆̆́̔̽͆͑̒̀͑͒̾͘̕̕͜͝ͅͅẗ̴̙̮̭̬́͒̎̎̽̕ȩ̸̛͖͖͚̜̫̘̳̥͑̈́̊͊̌̇̍̏̈́͊̀̅̿̈́̾̌̀̽̃̆̔̋a̵̢̨̢̱͕̘̼̜̙͎̮͎̙̟̰̮̮̺̻͚̻͍̥͍͔̣̠̲̱̘͔̹͆́̀̀̿ͅͅl̵̨̡̢̨̡̛̞̻̪͖̞̠̲̬̝͖̖̼̞͎̝̹̳͚̘̭̠̻͕̙̗̞̝̹̜͔̽̔̓͒̿͂͌́̔͊̏̈́͆̇̂͂̀̂͋̂̋͋̉̓̕̚͜͝͝ę̸̧̧̢̨̡͔̻͉͎̬̠͕̤̥̳͉͙͍͈̯̯͎̪͈̲͔̭̪̝̣̭̰̰̜͇̤̠̙̤͍̖̙͒̓ͅͅr̸̛̤͎͐̓͊͆̈́͐̽͌̇́̎̑̓̏̽͌̈̉͌̄̂̆̚̕͘!̴̡̧͍̼̬̙̫̫̭͓͓̖̮̭̠͉̠̱̫̪̫̼̪͉͎̳͖̘̩̭͇̩̣͔̣̦̩̰̗̬͉̰͙̯̎̄̔̐̓̉͛̈́̍̀̿͒̀̒͊͂̈́͆̅̑̓̆͑͗̉͐̑͗̆̉̉̍͆̏̂̕̚͜͜͜͝ ̸̧̢̧̢̛̻̪̰͇̱̬̙̖̹̬̝͍̩͔͔̝͚͖͚̌̎̿́͋̓̉̍̽͂̓͝ͅB̴̧̫̮̻̱͓͓̰̟̼͈͈̈͆̑̓̀̊̐͐̍͛̾̍̈́̔̂́̔̈̑̀̄͒̏̋̈́̍̑̆̐̄̀̈͛͂̋̿̒̕͜͝ų̴̡͚̙̰͉̥͕̩̘̻͚̻̫̲̜͇͕͚̘̙̰̼̣̰̜̈́̆͒̏̆̊̈́͂̀̎͑̅̍̏͆͘͜͠ͅy̴̧̨̩̜̬̤̯̖̬͉̦̥̙̟̦̣̣͇̯̬̤̞̰͖̺͔̻͙̟̯̟̣̗͙͕̒̋͒͆̿͛͊̓̐̆͜͜͝͝͠ͅͅ ̵̨̢̨̢̧̛̛͍̻͚̞͙̦̥̺̙̙̠̝̲͉̱̜͔̦̲̱͈̲̟̬̰͍̣̮̳͈͓̩̪̻͌͗͒͐͆̒̎̀͐̋̑͂̓͋͑̈͋͛́̇͋̓̈́̏̏̌́́́͘͘̕̚͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅà̶̢̳̺̤͚̘̫̦̜̠͈̣̭̝̺͉̻͈̟͔͚̪͔̮̺̈́͛͌̑̍̉͐͌͛̿̓͌̾̃̾͒̓̈́̑̀̓̔͗̈́͆͒̚̚̚͜͠ŗ̵̗̩̺̩̳̝̪̊̔́͑̏̔̉͌͛̄͐͌̀̀́͌͊̽̈́̅̉͘̕͠g̷̨̧̧̢̪̯͓̪̭͈̗̪̪̹̹̣͓͚͙̳͙̝̯̹̥̩͓͔̳̘̳̮͎̥̘̺͕̪̹̞̥͓͔̯̞͖̰͂ͅo̶̡̻̝̘̝̣͍̳̘̹̬̘̜̤͈͕̿͒͛͌̋̀̀̑̎͑͛͂̿͌̃̊̃̑̿̎̂͗͗͌͌͐̂̈́͊̑̔̈̔̎́̎͘̕͝c̵̨̧̢̢̨̡̥͎̰͙̭̞̤͔̫͍͓̬̞͖͚͔̯̱͕̦̝̲̫͉̳̙̝͜͜͜͝ͅo̵̧̢̡̨̖̟̫̫͍̭͔̻͈̰̙͓̘̙͇̣̟̥̘̼̠͔̬͖̔̍̑͜͠ͅḯ̵̡̧̧̨̛̛̛̖̣̝̝̝̠͓̬̥̫̬̯͎͕̣͍̜̮̝̦̂̋̉̈́̅̏̅͆̀̈́̌́́̒̏̎̊̌̀̂̉͑͆̾̾͋̐̋̀͒̓̅͂́̈́̕̕̚͘ͅn̸̢̮̫̤͎̟̳̘͚͎̞͖̟̫͓̠̳̫̜͓̆͑͊̌͐̉̓̂͑̓͑̌̓̃̓̆͊̄͘͘̚͘͘̚͘͝͠!̵̨̡̡̤̲̘̲̯͓̪͔͓̖̥͍̜͉̬̫̫̹͈̠͇͚̤̰̥̈́̂͌̿͌̄͝ but - wait - that's it. that's the one you're missing.
The voice coming out of the speaker is getting more insistent.