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[–] omoikiri@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I am a language professional. We tend to believe firmly in descriptivism. Language is fluid and you can do whatever you want with it. There is no right or wrong. Nothing really upsets me except for when people say ‘an historical X’ or ‘an horrific X’ but even then it just makes me scrunch my nose up.

But there is one thing that I cannot accept. One thing that makes stop what I’m doing and just want to scream in disgust ‘WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CLOWN??’

And it’s when Americans refer to pasta as ‘noodles’

Especially if they call it a ‘lasagne noodle’

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hate when they say tuna fish. The fish part is unnecessary. Barramundi fish, snapper fish, trout fish. See it just sounds stupid.

[–] omoikiri@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

I'll have the emoooo instead thanks.

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[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can i get some chicken bird and bacon mammal too

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Certainly sir. Small, regular or large? Would you like fries with that? Would you like to upgrade for an extra dollar? Can I interest you in a side of salmonella?

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll take a AR-15 with a side of freedom

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

No worries. It won't be long.

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[–] Goddess_Amaterasu@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How do you feel about American’s calling pizza, a pizza pie?

[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And calling a burger an sandwich!

[–] Goddess_Amaterasu@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah that sounds so weird to me. Because that’s not a sandwhich

[–] omoikiri@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

It’s so fucked up

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it's a beef patty then it's a burger. If it is chicken then it's a sandwich. Wtf?

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's cos burger is short for Hamburger, from Hamburg. Which is a beef patty, not a ham one. I can see the logic using a different name for a chicken version (not from Hamburg). What cracks me up is baconburger.

[–] omoikiri@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t love it, but it doesn’t elicit the same visceral reaction from me as watching a cooking video of someone making lasagne and them saying “and then you’re just gonna layer your bolognaise sauce with your noodles”

Deep dish pizza I can accept could possibly be classified as a pie.

[–] Goddess_Amaterasu@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just read your description sauce onto noodles and for some reason that cracked me up

[–] omoikiri@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

It’s ducking dumb and unhinged, that’s why. dumb and unhinged

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I'm probably wrong here, but doesn't 'pizza' actually mean 'pie' - so pizza pie would be a 'pie pie'. I am looking forward to the magpizza swooping season.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

IT'S NOT A PIE FFS

edit: im not that mad im sorry! i was trying to convey that i dont think pizza is a 'pie' and the americans have it wrong

[–] Goddess_Amaterasu@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know that, but it’s what they call it

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

im not that mad im sorry! i was trying to convey that i dont think pizza is a 'pie' and the americans have it wrong

im sorry!! 😬 😅

[–] Goddess_Amaterasu@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Why are you apologising for? You’re all good, apology unnecessary. To me it’s odd to hear but then again, I guess each country has its own thing

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tuna fish

Americans saying fucking Tuna fish

As opposed to what? Tuna bird? Tuna insect?

Fuck that

[–] omoikiri@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In japan, it’s sometimes referred to as ‘sea chicken’

We should all just adopt that instead

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just posted the same thing. Lol

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We rock. Ain't two ways about it.

[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It irks me when people say ‘aks’ instead of ask. I know it shouldn’t, because maybe that’s just what they heard growing up or have trouble pronouncing ask, but gee it makes my eye twitch when I hear it.

[–] omoikiri@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Personally I find things like that kinda cute. We all have quirks in our language.

Mr Omoikiri, the engineer, frequently makes fun of me because I call the ‘accelerator’ the ‘eggselerator’. I don’t realise I’m doing it. It’s just how I say it.

There are some words that he will never pronounce correctly no matter how many times I correct him. His native pronunciation always gets in the way of ‘news’ (he says new-ss not newz), ‘mayonnaise’ (he say ‘mah-yo-naise’) and ‘vitamin’ (he says ‘vitta-min’). They were borrowed into Japanese with that pronunciation and they’ve just stuck.

Edit: actually I take it back I really hate the way he says ‘news’

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

After a couple of years of living in the US I never noticed accent and pronunciation, I just heard the voices of my friends. 😊

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

How about nanchoo for financial?

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[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Brb just putting my lasagna noodles in the microwave before I wrap Potato up with em

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NGL. This made me laugh. 😂 🖤

[–] omoikiri@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Im glad because I spent the afternoon watching videos on Pinterest to find a particular pasta recipe and I am SO FULL OF RAGE.

[–] KagariY@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

pasta pasta it is XD

[–] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Well they call thier brains the "old noodle". It's noodles all the way down.