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I can jump 10x my own height and can stick to walls
You have no built in shock absorption and the substance you secrete that allows you to stick to walls also gives you eczema.
You get vertigo every time you jump
But you stick to walls using your buttocks, and they stick to chairs and anything else you sit on.