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Trying to fit in with lemmy be like (lemmy.ca)
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[โ€“] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But I'm a contrarian. So I'll poop even more.

[โ€“] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I was working out hard and eating nothing but whole food, every morning I would mound up poop in the toilet that formed a pyramid rising several inches above the water. It was fucking amazing. The best poop you ever saw, too, I seriously wondered if there was an application for such good shit.

(Whole food is high in nutrients but low in calories, so you have to / get to eat a lot of it. It is also very high in dietary fiber.)